Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Babel Fish

A mate of mine has just started his blog, which is possibly the best thing on earth as he suffers from a nastier form of dyslexia than me, so the english is almost google babelfish quality.



The Legend That is Conroy bumpas


That reminds me of a post i found a few months ago, the Intrigue level of which was astronomical.

In the adult the arrival sound which is not audible

Which may not work but google for
japanese.engadget.com/2006/06/12/mosquito-ringtone/

From what i can make out its a mobile phone that repels young people. As I'm getting on for middle age now i feel its a outstanding idea. Here's a rough transcript of the train of thought whist reading the article

With age increase the treble hears and when publishing concerning device Mosquito which repels just the young person with unpleasant noise making use of the fact that it becomes unable to come off, “in just the young person the radio which is audible Don't Trust Over Thirty just starts shouting if, and so on you wrote anyhow,”, but in England it seems that strike of young person side starts right away.


Evidently they have created a mobile phone mosquito that repels young people with a high pitched noise. Old people aren't affected as you loose the ability to hear high frequency sounds.

At first Glance this appears to be the opposite of the crazy frog. A ringtone developed by the most nefarious scientists to only be bearable by people under 6 or with a sub 50 IQ.

Bit lost with the bit about the radio. But again i assume it means that young people like to listen to music louder than old people who have to shout or start striking the young pearson to be heard above the racket (See post about flatmates for more on that...) Perhaps the striking is not mandatory but helps you feel better, like killing wasps when they sting you.

According to the article of METRO.co.uk, when the students have utilized the sound of Mosquito which is recorded as “the arrival sound which is not audible in the adult,” is. In the word of junior high school teacher who is quoted, “inquiring) it started in class the pupils (what about laughing, but you did not understand whether by your something occurs” “being taught by the pupil afterwards, you understood, but, the [re] which very appraisal does tact there is no air which gets angry excessively”.


It looks like students have been using the mosquito noise as a ringtone, which old people cannot hear. This has been quoted in that most authoritative source the Metro, this makes sense as according to immutable law of life no 32054 train journeys are plagued by people discussing their personal life's over the phone.

The bit about the classroom confuses me though i think it means that peoples phones were going off in class and the teacher not hearing them. I suffer with ringtones going off in the university labs . And i can tell you that there is definitely air which get angry excessively when the place sounds like a farmyard with various "comedy" ringtones going off.


Actually hearing, like one the mp3 file which is in the article of BBC go ahead with (laughter and the cancan! With as for the sound which is said background sound.


Well i visited to the BBC site and although it enlightened my on what the device actually is i didn't hear any laughter or the cancan.

In fact i didn't hear anything but that may be because i am old. I turned the volume all the way to 11 and still I heard no sound. Unfortunately my young flat mates did. I was accused of all sorts of devilment and breaking the Geneva convention becouse of the Sonic wave i was inadvertantly blasing through the house..

Anyhow I think this young person repeller is a great idea, Cant wait to get me one. I will place it in the corner of the whitefriars and drive the vermin that order larger from the place.

Till next time

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